I actually wasn't being sarcastic, that is genuinely what you seem to be seeking.
Since you ask, Im not going to go through every post again but I did check whether you had posted thanks or even a reply before I stated that earlier, as one example, the ball burr thread you had several replies and you didn't even respond at all.
And actually this thread too, where have you said thank you on this thread? you have had several suggestions but I can't find a thank you apart from in your initial post which was in advance?
In any case its not worth arguing about, Im simply trying to give you some help on how best to approach things but if thats not the way you want to do it thats your call.