Saving The Planet.

[Dennis]

There was a time when those who cared, oxidised their silver with the yolks of eggs, so avoiding toxic compounds.
Sadly no more it seems.

A directive from Brussels which takes effect on May 1st will ban the sale of eggs with their yolks in place, as they are deemed too high in sulphur content.
Egg suppliers will have to extract the yolks and dispose of them safely, leaving just the whites. This extra process will be reflected in the price of course, all for a greener planet.

Dennis April 1st ’16.

[art925]

The trick is to get the hens to produce them separately; my girls have been laying yolkless whites and whiteless yolks for some time....

[joella]

Maybe its time to chook the terrible yolks (no excuse for that really, sorry everyone).

[metalsmith]

There was a time when those who cared, oxidised their silver with the yolks of eggs, so avoiding toxic compounds.
Sadly no more it seems.

A directive from Brussels which takes effect on May 1st will ban the sale of eggs with their yolks in place

Dennis April 1st ’16.

Maybe you over-egged the pudding ... I think I've cracked it!

[CJ57]

Short-sighted Scotsman to a baker: Is that a doughnut, or a meringue?
Baker: You’re right—it’s a doughnut.
You may not get this unless you are Scottish

[ps_bond]

And for those who don't, Stanley Baxter's language courses may be of help

[CJ57]

And for those who don't, Stanley Baxter's language courses may be of help

Correct Parliamo Glesga although it's more of a Dundae joke I think

[ps_bond]

So near, yet Forfar.

[CJ57]

A man went into a Dundee bakers and asked for a plain bridie and he said I'll hae an ingin in an aw