Did You Hear About The Apprentice Who…..?

[t1ggerk1ns]

normally sent to the stores for a long weight.

Neil

This used to be a common one at Rolls Royce. Right up until the apprentice they sent happened to arrive at the stores when the storeman was on a tea break and there was only the apprentice storeman on duty. After a lengthy search, he found an old clock weight in the back. And yes, it was quite long!!!!!!

[10k]

glass hammer and a diamond magnet

That makes my day! THANK YOU!
I still laugh!

[more534]

at the racetrack we send the newbies to the track office for a key to the quarter pole.