The Bees Knees.

[Dennis]

Joints don’t function well without lubricant- we all know that. A famous pharmaceutical company has recently discovered that the most perfect lubricant is found- wait for it- in the leg joints of bees.

They have been able to extract this by cold distillation and as it is rich in omega 3, it will have a great future in health products. In the meantime it has revolutionised micro lubrication, for instance of delicate jewellers saw blades.

It is already available under the trade name Api-R and comes in 1.5cl bottles with an applicator. You can't find it online yet.

My instructions say: Apply sparingly and keep refrigerated once opened. Use by mid-day on 01. 04.15. Dennis.

[pearlescence]

And, of course, helpfully, bees have six knees

[ShinyLauren]

Oh well done Dennis!

[Wallace]

much better than a sting in the tail.

nice one Dennis.

[Aurarius]

That's a good one, Dennis. It's so good you could probably actually persuade people to buy it - for a while.

[Tabby66]

Very good Dennis

[FineJewelleryandArt]

Had me going until "cold distillation". Good one.

[caroleallen]

Got me there too! In my defence I'm having a new kitchen and am very stressed at the moment - boxes of stuff everywhere!