Any body got a good joke?

[daisychain]

Oh Gill that is wonderful!! I would have loved to have seen her face!

[Dennis]

That's a hard act to follow Gill.
A man went to see his doctor with a frog growing out of the top of his head and the doctor said:"Have you tried putting cream on it?"

[knmoloney]

A historian and a psychologist are sitting outside at a nudist colony. Historian: "Have you read Marx?" Psychologist: "Yes, I think they're from the wicker chairs."

[MuranoSilver]

ROFL - I love that Marx one!!!

[daisychain]

A historian and a psychologist are sitting outside at a nudist colony. Historian: "Have you read Marx?" Psychologist: "Yes, I think they're from the wicker chairs."

Brilliant!

[Dennis]

An elephant was walking along a path when he came across a mouse.The mouse looked up at the elephant and the elephant looked down at the mouse and the elephant said:" Why are you so small? " And the mouse said " I haven't been very well! "