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    Default Beware! Thieves Active in The Jewellery Quarter

    News just in.

    Police have issued a priority alert for citizens to be on the lookout for the arch criminal mastermind known as 'Ingrid from Sweden - Sister of Lars' (aka 'The Magpie')

    After cleverly being planted into the unsuspecting premises of Master Titanium Ring Makers, GETi, by her mother Caroleallen (aka 'Goldcuff'), she proceeded to gain the trust of the dashing, eligable young owner of the business, Alan, with the one intention of robbing him blind. Upon seeing the arrival of top secret new stock, delivered by special agent Snowimp, she hatched a daring plot to 'do away with the goods' as they say.

    Upon cheekily posing for taunting pictures of herself naked, but wearing the stolen article, the last that was seen of her were the soles of her feet hotfooting it down the stairs and out the door.

    Police have warned members of the public not to approach Ingrid as it is feared that she may be dangerous. Her brother Lars is, at present, being questioned about the whereabouts of his sister and is expected to be released shortly.

    Ingrid was last seen on cctv cameras boarding a train to Kent still wearing the Silver chainmaille and Titanium ball bracelet.

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    Update!

    Within the hour, police have apprehended a naked purple woman in a pointed hat on a train bound for Kent. She has since been released on the grounds of mistaken identity. The search for Ingrid is still continuing and police are confident she will be found. She is also wanted for questioning regarding a string of overdue Blockbuster Blue Ray disk rental offences.

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    LOL, oh Alan when do you actually have time to do any work??????? x x
    Bridget x x

    Never be afraid to try something new,remember amateurs built the Ark,
    professionals built the Titanic!!!



    http://www.rusticcharmjewellery.co.uk

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    Not quite the soul mate you were hoping for in Ingrid then Alan?
    Lucinda

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    Not quite the soul mate you were hoping for in Ingrid then Alan?
    No - who would have thought lightning would strike twice

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    Quote Originally Posted by geti-titanium View Post
    No - who would have thought lightning would strike twice
    It's indeed very bad luck. I always thought Ingrid had suspicious wandering eyes though...
    Lucinda

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    Not a cheesy thread about someone stealing your heart then.

    I always thought there was something shifty about those button eyes. Do you think Lars will cough if you pump him hard enough?

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    The question is will you take her back?
    Jane,
    (although I quite like Sunny!)

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    Ann's Maille and your balls go very well together Geti, very nice work

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    I don't believe a word of it. There's obviously some misunderstanding. Lars and Ingrid have been brought up to be honest, law abiding citizens. They come from a close knit family. This is slander.

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