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Police have issued a priority alert for citizens to be on the lookout for the arch criminal mastermind known as 'Ingrid from Sweden - Sister of Lars' (aka 'The Magpie')
After cleverly being planted into the unsuspecting premises of Master Titanium Ring Makers, GETi, by her mother Caroleallen (aka 'Goldcuff'), she proceeded to gain the trust of the dashing, eligable young owner of the business, Alan, with the one intention of robbing him blind. Upon seeing the arrival of top secret new stock, delivered by special agent Snowimp, she hatched a daring plot to 'do away with the goods' as they say.
Upon cheekily posing for taunting pictures of herself naked, but wearing the stolen article, the last that was seen of her were the soles of her feet hotfooting it down the stairs and out the door.
Police have warned members of the public not to approach Ingrid as it is feared that she may be dangerous. Her brother Lars is, at present, being questioned about the whereabouts of his sister and is expected to be released shortly.
Ingrid was last seen on cctv cameras boarding a train to Kent still wearing the Silver chainmaille and Titanium ball bracelet.
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