I've just had a really crap day at work!

I've spent 13 hours trying to deal with a major problem in our ordering system! My IT Support Helpdesk is in Mumbi, mostly their English is poor and if I do get a good one they haven't been fully briefed about how our system works, not their fault I know but ... I've been sworn at, shouted at, been told I'm a complete f****** idiot (we did screw her order up big time), so generally not a good day!

Don't get me wrong I'm not depressed in the slightest, we have let our customers down and I get paid to take the flack!

But does anyone have anything funny, silly or just plain crazy to share 'cos I need a bit of something to relax me tonight. Go one I promise I won't be offended!