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    Risque, but funny - do not read if easily offended!!

    A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note. Romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Sears and bought a pair of white gloves.

    The younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves, and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note...



    Darling,
    I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones which are easy to remove.

    These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she was wearing for the past weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on and she looked smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will be a little damp from wearing.

    Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them Friday night. All My Love,

    P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

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    I was really offended by that - not! Very funny if a little last century!

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    Quote Originally Posted by geti-titanium View Post
    Risque, but funny - do not read if easily offended!!

    A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note. Romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Sears and bought a pair of white gloves.

    The younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves, and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note...



    Darling,
    I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones which are easy to remove.

    These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she was wearing for the past weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on and she looked smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will be a little damp from wearing.

    Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them Friday night. All My Love,

    P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.


    excuse me but what has this got to do with me going off on another jolly ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emerald View Post
    excuse me but what has this got to do with me going off on another jolly ?
    Maybe Geti is trying to inspire you to sell gloves at your parties....??
    J x


    or knickers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by caroleallen View Post
    I was really offended by that - not! Very funny if a little last century!
    weeeell thats Geti

    does anyone wonder really as to why he has no girlfriend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayne View Post
    Maybe Geti is trying to inspire you to sell gloves at your parties....??
    J x


    or knickers?
    scarves, i can do scarves?

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    does anyone wonder really as to why he has no girlfriend?
    You don't think I'm like this in real life do you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by geti-titanium View Post
    You don't think I'm like this in real life do you?
    I thought you were a dog in real life
    J x

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    the dogs probably would have a chance of getting a modelling contract!

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