Warning: Do not watch 'My Sisters Keeper'

[lesley]

Hmmmm, in the Urban dictionary crying your eyes out is only the second definition of blarting. The top one is:

The act of a male and female chest being pressed together making a seeming flatulent sound. Usually done during intercourse.

And number three is:
The act of raising and lowering your leg/knee under the blanket while farting so as to waft the fart gas into your partners face.

Makes a lot more sense now.

[geti-titanium]

The act of raising and lowering your leg/knee under the blanket while farting so as to waft the fart gas into your partners face.

Also known as a 'Dutch oven'

[lesley]

You would have a pet name for it!

[MuranoSilver]

Excuse me (puts family forum hat on) I've just had breakfast.
How did this start off with "I just saw a nice weepy film" and end up here...
There IS a PM facility y'know
Nic xx

[amazingbabe]

Oh Lesley that made me chuckle

[Emerald]

Excuse me (puts family forum hat on) I've just had breakfast.
How did this start off with "I just saw a nice weepy film" and end up here...
There IS a PM facility y'know
Nic xx

but if its started by Geti you always no how its going to end up!

[Jayne]

but if its started by Geti you always no how its going to end up!

In Geti's defence (am I really saying these words??) he hasn't behaved too badly this time. No, I'm afraid to say that it was Lesley with her naughty urban dictionary that got us into trouble this time......
J x

[lesley]

WOT!
I was just looking up a word I didn't know and passing on the info for eveyone's benefit. Not my fault if people use rudey words.

[shelliem]

Thanks for making me chuckle