Hmmmm, in the Urban dictionary crying your eyes out is only the second definition of blarting. The top one is:
The act of a male and female chest being pressed together making a seeming flatulent sound. Usually done during intercourse.
And number three is:
The act of raising and lowering your leg/knee under the blanket while farting so as to waft the fart gas into your partners face.
Makes a lot more sense now.
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