Hello ...

[geti-titanium]

errrrr.......in a forest? sawmill? garden centre? fireplace?

Excellent answers Jayne - me though, I think I'd probably bury it

[Jayne]

Excellent answers Jayne - me though, I think I'd probably bury it

what
in
the
sam
hill
are
we
talking
about
?
?
?

[geti-titanium]

what
in
the
sam
hill
are
we
talking
about
?
?
?

I'm not sure but if you haven't convinced Michelle that she has joined the forum for the insane by now, you never will

[Jayne]

I'm not sure but if you haven't convinced Michelle that she has joined the forum for the insane by now, you never will

that was so your fault
(btw if you hear a siren, don a wig & hide under your workbench. Michelle is sure to have alerted the authorities by now)
J x

[geti-titanium]

that was so your fault

OOh yeah! twist it around to make me look bad why don'tcha - just check back on the thread to see where it all went wrong - Hang on - got to go - I just heard a siren! Now where did I put my blonde toupe? (Please add your own accent over the e in 'toupe' as I'm in a bit of a hurry)

[Jayne]

I think it all started going wrong when you claimed to be one of the saner members of the forum

J x

[Jayne]

hope the straitjacket isn't too tight, although I'm sure you're still smiling, you mad, mad dog

[geti-titanium]

I think I've missed a Rabies shot

[Jayne]

I think I've missed a Rabies shot

lol oh Geti, u r so funny
So sorry Michelle - I fear that we have jacked your debut thread
We are all upright lawabiding citizens and really quite normal sometimes. please don't run away........
J x

[jetlag]

oh stupid me! now I get it - in a handbag!
J x

Don't hide it in MY handbag, if you ever want to see it again. For a start, I have so many*, I'd forget which one I put it in.









*Note: this is not the official line taken by self when discussing handbag quantities with Mr Jetlag.






Welcome to the forum! I'm a newbie too and everyone has been so welcoming and helpful. I feel right at home already, I'm sure you will too