Big fall-out

[geti-titanium]

marched over and chopped her hands off at the wrist to prevent any further plagiarism then set to her with a oxy/propane torch before finally gouging out her eyes with a rusty graver

'moachhoatwtpafptsthaoptbfgohewarg' you mean Jason? Would you then whttgakhitt?

[caroleallen]

I think she deserves both punishments and then more!

[geti-titanium]

before decapitating her with a wire cutter and mounting what is left of her charred eyeless head on a size 5 sterling belcher

a size 5 sterling belcher sounds a bit harsh

[caroleallen]

I've got a bangle mandrel which would be just the thing for displaying her eyeless maggotty decapitated head on! Should she be drawn and quartered first though?

[lesley]

I think you should invite her to join and read all this.

Naming and shaming is probably the best way to deal with this. I'm mighty impressed that you approached her. I think I would have run away and cried!

How about also bezel setting the eyes and and making a cute pair of earrings?
I still think whttgakhitt is the best though.

[geti-titanium]

I've got a bangle mandrel which would be just the thing for displaying her eyeless maggotty decapitated head on! Should she be drawn and quartered first though?

Flippin' 'eck! Halloween's come early this year - I'll take a trick please.

[caroleallen]

I've had a good laugh about whttgakhitt with other stallholders as well.

[caroleallen]

I might be up for a bit of happy slapping.

[bustagasket]

"whttgakhitt" is one of the funniest things I have seen posted yet.

I would pay to see Carole do that and would hazard a guess that many others would to, shall we have a board whip-round and sponsor Carole for a public plagiarist bashing?

Who is gonna run a book?

I volunteer you :P

[Solunar Silver Studio]

'moachhoatwtpafptsthaoptbfgohewarg' you mean Jason? Would you then whttgakhitt?

Really Geti...If you insist on using such big words in you posts - you should at least learn to spell them right!!

I think you will find that the correct spelling is:-
m - o - a - c - h - h - o - a - t - w - t - p - a - f - p - t - s - t - h - w - a - o - p - t - b - f - g - o - h - e - w - a - r - g.

I'm just off now to go get a life!!