This is completely off topic, but I had to share.

I've been updating the website and, about an hour ago, I had a wee panic when all the pics disappeared, both from the site and from my control panel.

OH asked me where the back door key was, to which my anguished reply was, "don't ask me that now, I've lost me bloody site."

Everything went very quiet:

waddya mean, you've lost your site.

I dunno, its just gone. I haven't done anything, I don't know what's happened.

The panic was rising in my voice, but not as much as in his.

He thought I'd suddenly gone blind.